New Mexico Chili Cook-off

They actually have a Chili Cook-off in New Mexico about the time Halloween comes around.  It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Gering, Nebraska. Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.  The original person called in sick at the last moment and I h...

For Golfers

While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart near a tree close to the cart path. I severely banged my head. A very attractive golfer who lived on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise and ran out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appe...

One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETTING However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketting."  Well, here it is: * You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketting. ______________________________ * You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. ...

Sex In The Shower

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter…

In a recent survey carried out for the leading toiletries firm 'Brut', people from Chicago have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!  In the survey, 86% of Chicago's inner city residents (almost all of whom are registered Democrats) say that they have enjoyed s...