New Mexico Chili Cook-off

They actually have a Chili Cook-off in New Mexico about the time Halloween comes around.  It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Gering, Nebraska. Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.  The original person called in sick at the last moment and I h...

For Golfers

While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart near a tree close to the cart path. I severely banged my head. A very attractive golfer who lived on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise and ran out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appe...

One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETTING However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketting."  Well, here it is: * You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketting. ______________________________ * You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. ...